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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 00:23

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Upcoming temporary full closure of South Academy Boulevard for widening project - KKTV

No go.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Bettor banned for heckling Olympic star Thomas - ESPN

Nuts and Butts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

They put up a sign reading

What’s up in the sky for June 2025? Arietid meteor shower, strawberry moon and much more - WTOP

Unacceptable again!

Another attempt resulted in ...

Freaks and Cheeks

Swimmer's itch: What it is and how to treat it - kare11.com

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Loons and Moons

So they tried

What is the worst name in Tolkien’s legendarium (meaning and look)?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So, the docs changed it to read

Minds and Behinds

What were Hitler’s habits?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What are some healthy ways to start losing weight without risking starvation mode or extreme food restriction?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No, not a chance

Just Forget it!

Which unexpected celebrity has done a bold or revealing photoshoot?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Newspaper headlines: Britain 'battle ready' and 'new Maddie search' - BBC

Next, they tried...

Thumbs down again.

Then came..

I live in Massachusetts. Are there any resources here for people that are being harassed by voice to skull, etc.?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No way

Catatonics & High Colonics

Can you share 100 facts about yourself?

share office space ...

Still no good.

Everyone loved it.

What type of crossdresser are you?