What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
13.06.2025 00:36

No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
Has anyone ever had sex with their cousin? How did it start, and would you do it again?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
Would you date a Muslim guy? Why/why not?
No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
Do you feel uncomfortable when you come across cross dressers?
So they tried
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
As a teacher, what's the most inappropriate experience you've had with a student?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
Can you list every album you have ever listened to?
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Have you ever been spanked in front of a group of people?
share office space ...
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why do old men think young women and girls would want them over guys their own age?
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
Do you think Japan will have same-sex marriage by 2030?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Are female judges more lenient than male ones?
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why do I sweat so much after applying moisture or sun screen on my face? I have normal skin.