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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 00:36

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

Everyone loved it.

Then came..

Has anyone ever had sex with their cousin? How did it start, and would you do it again?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Loons and Moons

Would you date a Muslim guy? Why/why not?

No way

Hysterias & Posteriors

No go.

Do you feel uncomfortable when you come across cross dressers?

So they tried

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

As a teacher, what's the most inappropriate experience you've had with a student?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Another attempt resulted in ...

They put up a sign reading

Can you list every album you have ever listened to?

Freaks and Cheeks

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Have you ever been spanked in front of a group of people?

share office space ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why do old men think young women and girls would want them over guys their own age?

Next, they tried...

So, the docs changed it to read

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Its year 2041, and president Hunter Biden has ordered every republican who sweared at him to be arrested and shot. I am on my way to the death row listening to the cheer of the Liberal mob chanting death death death. How can I escape?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Isn't it great that we have an incoming president who is embracing ideas from the past like manifest destiny? Isn't it greater that Trump is willing to get us more territory and land?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Thumbs down again.

Still no good.

Do you think Japan will have same-sex marriage by 2030?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Minds and Behinds

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Are female judges more lenient than male ones?

Unacceptable again!

Nuts and Butts

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why do I sweat so much after applying moisture or sun screen on my face? I have normal skin.